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whatshouldwecallme:

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timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

tibets:

rhetthammersmith:

dog cloud over Manhattan 

we live in a simulation

junebouvierr:

idiot

junebouvierr:

idiot

shadows-interrupted:

I spend most of my days looking like a derpy little boy.  

shadows-interrupted:

I spend most of my days looking like a derpy little boy.  

4gifs:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

4gifs:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.